The major tenants of his platform? Legalizing marijuna, getting dogs banned from restaurants, keeping people with giant feet from taking up space on the sidewalk, and raising the minimum wage. His only major concern seems to be the candidacy of Hillary Clinton ("women love her!"). "I am congress, I am president." - Waka Flocka Flame, 2015.
The job does seem pretty kush...
Comedian and actor Aziz Ansari is already noted BFFs with Kanye West and Jay-Z (he makes a brief cameo in the music video for "Otis"), so Tumblr site Emceez Ansari helpfully lets us know what it would be like if he were a rapper, too.
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