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What fresh hell is this? Sure, if that's actually her (and this isn't some perverse, bottom-feeding catfish at work) she clearly takes care of herself. And yeah, there's something to be said of the sexually fierce, if not experimental personalities when it comes to bedroom discourse; but bro, this is seven kinds of crazy, and outright ridiculous. The only reasonable course of action for our Tinder dude victim of the hour is to take his phone, toss it in the microwave, set to five minutes, and let it rip into a weird, fresh-fried memory of the past. 



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These fine and mighty and depraved Tinderellas all but stepped on 'dating app' ceremony, and instead opted for shameless, sexualized-displays of self-promotion. Are some of these borderline insane, and giving off the distinct whiff of potential sex addiction? Suure. Are they also dually awesomely transparent? Absolutely, and there's no doubt they're the kind of profiles that didn't rake in a truckload of right swipes...

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Here's to hoping some of these convos that are showing all signs of the crazy vibe, were smoothly halted, and that our wearisome Tinder travelers are back to swiping right, actively sidestepping any sort of repeat performance. 

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Hold onto your seats, folks, because this is easily one of the more twisted tales of immoral depravity I've encountered in a long while. That or we're dealing with a storyteller who has a dark imagination on par with the horror-inclined Stephen Kinglike brains of the world. 

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The dude failed to capitalize on the fact that he created that crazy little thing called Tinder in such a way that he could be raaking it in right now; but hey, maybe when you've attained that level of success...the mere job title/verified status is all the sweet talk necessary for the right swipe. 

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I'm ready to embark upon a full-fledged bromance with Paul, dude. To quote a particularly perceptive commentator: that went from slightly autistic fedora douche canoe to sexy, smart guy real quick. 

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