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Spread the word fellas, we've got a lying, skullduggerous, expensively manipulative Tinder bitch on our hands that's made a practice out of preying upon the maddening thirst of dudes that have a knack for leaving their better senses behind, anytime after opening up Tinder to swipe around. Yes, Maggie Archer told Buzzfeed News that she's maintaining a 1 in 5 success rate for getting guys to wire her $5, to 'see what'll happen.' And therein lies the devastating kicker: a swift unmatch. 

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It takes some real Sith stones to turn you Tinder profile into the 'Traitor' Stormtrooper from The Force Awakens, but that's exactly what this guy did and he nailed it.

He proceeds to spit some mad game that would make nerdy girls anywhere swoon. 

If they're lucky he might show them his Z6 riot control baton 

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Yet again the wildly thirsty denizens of that crazy little thing called Tinder are here to remind us, the climate of modern day dating is dense with outlandishly thirsty, if not occasionally witty souls. These conversation moments in particular stuck out as memorable, and it shouldn't be any question as to why. 

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Tinder might be destroying it in the creepy messages to women department, but as far as custom emojis go, Grindr is king. 

Sorry, but your Eggplant and Peach emojis are basic af. 

The gay-friendly dating app is set to release a new batch of custom emoji to say the things we don't have the things we can't find the words to say. Things like:

But seriously, these super specific emojis are amazing. Check 'em out. 

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Let's face it. Romance is dead, these days it's all about sliding into dm's so you can get yourself into the bedroom for some fast flesh-pounding experiences. 

But don't despair, the decaying corpse of romantic gesture has fertilized a new kind of creativity: the dating app pickup line, where you get to select your piece of meat like you're at a grocery store and barter for it using words and wit. 

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I'm fairly confident it could be last call at your nearest college bar that has a wide reaching reputation for over-serving Fratastic boozehounds to the point of adult-diaper-not optional-inebriation, and you still wouldn't witness these pick up lines being slurred and lobbed around the bar at the nearest face. That being said, can honestly say I was pleasantly blown away by the sheer ridiculousness of these Tinderized openers. If only we had the follow ups. 

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