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What I love most of all when it comes to this particular Tinderer sharing her conversations is the fact that she addressed herself on Imgur as, The Lady Tinderer, which implies some vague sort of posh nobility to an otherwise dirtied and depraved modern day dating process. So big ups. I think. Or maybe she's just pretentious. Anyways, let's enjoy some solid Tinder conversing as portrayed from the lady's perspective.

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Boys, lets get something straight, being bitter and mean isn’t going get you any dates. I know you think it will, but it won’t.

Exhibit A: Gary.

Gary is a 22-year-old cook who appears to be quite the charmer. Look at him handle that creme brulee. Tight. Let's just check out his profile. 

Despite what Gary, thinks no one has ever said, “I’m a ‘special snowflake' who doesn't like being told that I have a ‘worn out disease-ridden vagina,’ but I love sushi and mini-golf. This is a real pickle. Well, as Meat Loaf said, ‘Two out of three ain’t bad.’ Swipe right.”

Vivian isn’t the only one to recognize this because, well, the Internet didn’t like Gary too much either.

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By all accounts this is a cringefest, and at least we can grab our comedic relief in the girl's ability to troll the ever living shit out of her blatantly oblivious Tinder dude match. It's one thing to forget a name in the throes of passion, or hell even the night after, but to forget the face of the person you shacked up with? Clearly we're dealing with a situation where the guy likely rolled through 'Blackout Station'. Take it easier on the drink next time, bro.

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Turns out that there are some people out there who really get going at the thought of a good Happy Meal and can't resist a good drive thru.

Well, we can't say for sure that stranger things have happened.

All we know is this lucky guy said that he worked at McDonald's on his Tinder profile, and just like that McDonald's cup from a few months back, it made this tinder queen want to give him the warmest of greetings.

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Damn did we just reel in one hell of a vengeful tale. In this particularly prankish tale we have the quick-witted Carly Karnatz of East Carolina University putting on an impressive movie-inspired show of trolling. She uses 'Finding Nemo' as her creative inspiration, and it comes together beautifully. Let's just say the poor unsuspecting dude here finds himself sold on the stomach-churning possibility that the girl's brother is being held hostage in a fish tank.

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I try to sympathize with these kinds of stories, but I fail more often than not. With the sympathizing that is. What we have here is a violently obvious display of seven kinds of crazy lady, that did not approach the notoriously unpredictable dating app -- Tinder -- with realistic expectations. Life is messy. Shit happens. Things come up. People cancel. At least we can all rest assured that this poor dude dodged a bullet headed straight for his ass.

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