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Desperate Idiot Defends Cheating on Girlfriend Cause "He Had to Save World From Cancer"

As far as being an idiot who is unbelievably de-attached from reality and the way the world works, and I don't know general human decency.....this dude with an unreal knack for not being able to text like a mouth-breathing manchild, successfully crowned himself king of stupidity. If you can make it past the ridiculous abbreviations and misspellings in his actual texts, you'll be quick to see this is nothing short of an epic attempt at validating blatant cheating. I guess you could say he gets an A+ for thinking outside the box though. All in all, Bella really dodged a bullet on this one. 

Desperate idiot defends cheating on his girlfriend with elaborate texts about how he had to save the world from cancer.
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Girl Goes Completely Insane On Guy After Getting Politely Rejected

This guy kicked the hornet's nest and ended up exposing a remarkably volatile, crazy young lady who just couldn't fathom the idea of rejection. 

Girl loses her mind and freaks out on guy after he politely rejects her through text.
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Desperate Guy Offers Woman His Credit Card To Buy Anything She Wants, Hilarious Text Exchange Follows

If he was already helplessly head over heels for her, now he's really screwed over. She jumped on that golden opportunity, and absolutely made the best purchase possible. 

Desperate guy offers a woman his credit card to buy anything she wants, and hilarious conversation follows after her purchase.
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26 Comical Conversations That Could't Have Played Out Any Worse If People Tried

These are nothing if not an inspiration to carpe that wrong-numbered convo scenario the next time someone botches a digit, and accidentally texts you. Clearly, there's a lot of laughs waiting to be had if you don't pass up the opportunity. We ran a previous collection of these last week right here, and you guys seemed to not entirely hate them...so we're back with some more this week!

Funny DMs of the wrong number.
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