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Step 1: Take the stuffing out of a human-sized teddy bear.
Step 2: Wear its skin.
Step 3: ????

You might be asking, "why did this happen?". Well, what else are you going to do with a giant, stuffed bear?

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That image is completely 100% real. The Vermont Teddy Bear Company, long-time sellers of adorable bear products, is selling a Christian Grey teddy bear - apparently fully licensed. The parade of sadness continues on their official tumblr, which features forced memes of the bear making terrible sexual puns:



Why, you may ask? Because #brands, yo. Hashtag brands.

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