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Everyone’s got a bucket list, and it’s assumed that on every list, somewhere, there’s an entry about using a taser on someone. Very few get to fulfill this wish, but one Ohio teen did.

16-year-old Alyssa Elkins, a teen battling leukemia, wanted to use a stun gun on someone, and the Newark, Ohio police department helped her dream come true. Alyssa got to tase Sgt. Doug Bline as a crowd of supporters watched. “Bline winced and fell onto a mat, guided by spotters,” writes Newsday.”


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Alyssa said the experience was “awesome.”

“I'm very grateful that people would put themselves out there to allow me to do that to them,” she said.

Alyssa is great. The world needs more Alyssas.

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Please, tase me, bro?

Here's an insane video of two bald men playing with a taser. It seems they have finished eating dinner and decided that 10,000 volts of electricity pairs well with chicken, fish, or beef. 

Most would settle for a fine after-dinner cocktail or a nice port. These bald men like the smooth body of flavor that comes from the electric shock of a taser. Frankly, I wish I loved anything as much as these two shirtless men love tasing each other. 

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Unfortunate Soul Tells the Hilarious Story About the Time He Doubted a Taser

This poor guy doubted a taser he bought for his wife, we don't think he'll ever doubt a taser again.

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funny fail image news florida woman gets tased by cop and then given apology cake
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In Pensacola, FL a cop wrongfully tased a woman and tried to cover it up, and then offer an apology cake after the victim filed a lawsuit.
Nothing says you're sorry like a homemade cake depicting the tasing incident you're so apologetic about. 

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Imagine you hail from down under; your life is already full of danger. Since you've got poisonous creatures lurking everywhere you turn and crocodiles waiting to give you the ol' death roll, you probably just don't feel alive anymore casually sitting at a bar having a drink. So what do you do? Why, tase yourself, of course!

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Have you ever sat around and wondered what it might look like to see someone get tased in super slow motion?

Probably not, but now that we've said it, you're really intrigued aren't you?

It seems like an entire industry has been built out of slow motion cameras and its because of videos like this. Seeing a guy voluntarily get tased is one thing, but actually seeing the impact on the body and the contraction of the muscles is really something neat.

Watch, enjoy and don't get tased.