This is the kind of shit that we live for. So many twists and turns. Our weary, struggle-prone bathroom warrior of the hour really spun a good yarn that didn't fail to keep me on the edge of my (toilet) seat. That, or this is kickass marketing by Charmin, interwoven into the fabric of Imgur. I'm going to have to go with the latter, butt in no way does that mean this little tale wasn't the shit, and a nice break from the pipeline of irritable advertising schemes that have a way of clogging up our news feeds.