I mean, nobody every mentions the fringe benefits to having saggy, pendulous breasts. Get the word out, people!

I better get it back afterwards.

I haven't shopped at Walmart in a number of years (we city folk wouldn't deign to shop at such a mega-corporation (Taco Bell excepted) when there are so many independently owned dollar stores within stumbling distance of our homes), so I don't recall the appeal. Is it the low prices, or the pants-optional store policy?

Get just the FAILs on FAIL Nation!