CasinoRoy thought he would have a little fun with people on Facebook, so he looked up people with the same name as him, subsequently reproduced their profile pictures, then sent them all friend requests. Being a Facebook creeper was never this fun!

Girl. STAHP!

If he wasn't hiding anything, why did he drive away so quickly?

If you receive a card like this on Valentine's Day, please contact your local authorities. And purchase some mace.

Even people who aren't allowed within 500 feet of certain women (or men) (or any children) celebrate Valentine's Day.