Unfortunately, This Incredible Soccer Headbutt Goal Didn't Count, Because There's No Justice in Hockey

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That's Chicago Blackhawks forward Andrew Shaw against the Anaheim Ducks. And fair, maybe it's just that and there are rules that specifically disallow things like headbutted pucks to count towards goals. But still, full points for the hustle and for trying!

Here's the goal in delicious Vine form:

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These Drunk Texas A&M Fans Looking for Drugs are the Epitome of "White Girl Wasted"

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The stumbling, the slurring, the raised octave pitch at the end of each sentence, this is truly what it means to be White Girl Wasted.

How High is ESPN's Neil Everett, and Can We Have What He's Having?

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ESPN's SportsCenter featured this cryptic line from Neil Everett, which started as a bunch of nonsense before drifting off into the resolute silence which comes from a Total Understanding of All Being. Maybe we just witnessed the moment a news anchor reached enlightenment live on the air?

But no, seriously, if you have any more of the good stuff please let us know Neil.

NBA Player Harrison Barnes Nearly Decimates the Family Jewels Doing the Splits at a Game

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On the bright side, the Golden State Warriors ended up winning that game. So, it could have been worse?