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'Face it, you lost': Chief navigator's new phone policy on sea vessel backfires after one soldier plays the system, resulting in crew losing access to outside communication

'Face it, you lost': Chief navigator's new phone policy on sea vessel backfires after one soldier plays the system, resulting in crew losing access to outside communication

When a new team member joins, particularly if they are assigned a leadership position, they will probably try to introduce some sort of new and, in their view, creative rule that will simplify the assigned tasks and improve the overall efficiency and productivity of the daily routine. The soldier in the story below, together with his fellow crew members, have discovered the most effective way to get revenge on their superiors. OP serves in the Navy as a member of the attack submarine unit. They…
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'We take care of those who take care of us': Local bar loses half its clientele after doorman confiscates Navy Seal's military ID while refusing him entry

'We take care of those who take care of us': Local bar loses half its clientele after doorman confiscates Navy Seal's military ID while refusing him entry

I have had the privilege of getting to know soldiers over the years, and when I say that their bond is unbreakable, I mean that they will stop at nothing to ensure that the people they love are taken care of. Whether they like it or not, they are now a family, and families stick together through good times and bad. There are many stories, like the one below, about troops sticking together. However, the story below is of an active-duty trooper who was denied entry into a local bar shortly after…
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‘You don't have any authority here': Military officer's wife tries to use her husband's rank to boss one of the soldiers around; it backfires

‘You don't have any authority here': Military officer's wife tries to use her husband's rank to boss one of the soldiers around; it backfires

Serving in the military often gains you a lot of respect in the form of ogling eyes, desperately whispered ‘Thank you's, and the occasional ‘No man is a man until he has been a soldier’ speech, usually given by people who never served a day in their life. Many of the soldier's spouses take a lot of pride in the fact their partner is in the military, and I get it, I do, but I don't get when they take pride in themselves , as if they did the country a favor by marrying a person in the army. It's…
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'Her jaw actually dropped': Serviceman gets one over on gym that was refusing to cancel his membership

Gyms aggressively seek to enlist as many members as possible, seemingly with the hope that none of them will actually use the facilities provided. Instead, keeping members paying monthly to keep the gym's barcoded tag on their key ring like some expensive subscription-based accessory. They just as aggressively prevent you from ever canceling your membership, ensuring that the entire engagement unravels with the same clarity and certainty as riddling with a sphinx. It's not unheard of for gyms t…
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'Do you know who I am?': Base commander demands immediate medical assistance for nonemergency, medic maliciously complies

It's often the case that the most effective soliton for an unreasonable demand involves following that demand to the letter. If you refuse to comply, you're likely just going to cause yourself even more annoyance and trouble, but if you maliciously comply, you have the added benefit of leaving the command-giver to either discover their error on their own or crash and burn in a blaze of glory. Either result will have the desired effect: Getting them off your ass. This is how it was for Reddit us…
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A collection of AskReddit replies to Redditors that joined the military and went on to regret it | tweet by IWasSayingBoourner greatest concentration absolute worst people l've ever come across my life silhouettes of soldiers walking

Redditors That Joined The Military Share Their Regrets

These people have all kinds of regrets.
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US Marines Have Dance Off With South Korean Marines

This was awesome.
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Logistician pulls a fast one on an entitled master sergeant | r/ProRevenge u/MobCurt 6h Join Giving away Master Sergeants golf clubs So many years ago logistician United States Marine Corps. My unit headed overseas on little mini deployment Morocco charge logistics my unit even though only Corporal. This because first didn't have staff sergeant run shop and Sergeants had were garbage at logistics and got put work

Logistician Pulls Fast One On Master Sergeant

Nicely done.
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Tumblr history thread about soldier who got home with amphetamines | MAA misteryada Those are eyes man who has seen god and laughed

Tumblr Thread: The Finnish Soldier Who Amphetamined His Way Home

We're not sure if there's a moral to this story.
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Staff sergeant micromanages the logistics department, so they send trucks to wrong location | r/ProRevenge u/MobCurt 11h Join 3 1 O1 Sending trucks wrong state screw over SSgt So back my first unit had ship all our 7 tons off get up armoured meant over year or so shipped them all South Carolina Wisconsin charge logistics at time so coordinated all and loaded trucks. Overall pretty easy task only challenge documentation.

Staff Sergeant Micromanages Logistics Department, Revenge Ensues

Military revenge is the best revenge.
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A soldier accidentally microwaves Chef Boyardee on an active military base | r/tifu Join u/RoemerRanch 1y 1 TIFU by microwaving chef boyardee on an active military base As with most things this happened last week currently deployed middle east got off work little later than expected and missed galley hours so stopped at mini mart on base grab some food. They have decent selection mostly just typical gas station food. So some guys grab cold

Soldier's Microwave Mishap Creates Chaos

A solid brain fart.
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Dude Impersonates Soldier, Cop Calls Him Out

A proper call out.
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Army overpays a soldier, and the soldier has to pay them back and mop the floors | r/tifu u/[deleted 1y JOIN TIFU by chuckling away being overpaid. Obligatory "this concluded today been working Uncle Sam about 7 years now severely desensitized government fuckups and one day received letter DFAS guys who actually pay us overpaid two whole cents.

Army Overpays Soldier, Soldier Overpays Them Back, Has To Mop Floors

That just sucks.
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A collection of images showing various military members being weird | six men in casual military clothes filmed at the right moment looking like they're riding flying brooms

Military Being Hilariously Weird

Awesome.
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Soldiers share things that the military doesn't provide that would be welcomed in care packages | Burner_03 2d Please dont pack soap or any scented hygiene product with any food items food items will absorb smell s hard enjoy Irish spring cookies. military army camouflage uniform

Soldiers Share Their Care Package Tips

A helpful rundown on the things soldiers actually end up wanting.
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Soldier performs bad stand up to Taliban detainees, almost commits war crime | Posted by itspeterj TIFU by almost committing war crime. Obligatory not today. This about 10 years ago started doing stand up army Afghanistan, actually started telling stories around fire at night, but eventually started doing shows chow hall

Soldier Almost Commits War Crime By Performing His Stand-Up to Captive Audience

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