There's nothing better than watching someone just get destroyed in slow motion. Add to that trains, someone trying to film something on their phone, and a shit ton of snow. 

That's what this video is, just a total douching of snow. Like do you think this is worth the instagram video:

Maybe it's the brutal winds or the fact that my car is one solid block of ice I'm going to have to deal with on Saturday, but there's something about this video just makes me happy. 

There's really not that much to it. A man dressed as Macho Man Randy Savage jumps off his roof into the snow. He doesn't even really do a good impression — though he has that Macho Man entrance walk down. But there's something about his enthusiasm and willingness to jump in the snow without a shirt on that I find endearing. Oh, well, back to the waking nightmare that is my life. 

And here I thought it was particularly shitty waiting for the bus this morning. 

Snowstorm Stella has paralyzed the North East, and while people are scrambling for milk and eggs, this dog knows what's up. 

Be more like the dog, y'all.

It's almost like she wanted to go for a dip, man. I'm all for the quick, fleeting moment of celebration in the face of a highly stressful, risky frozen endeavor achieved; but by the grace of all that is good, don't push your luck. Push your luck too far, and you'll end up with the fresh-frozen pair of iceblocks for legs like this chick.

The effort is there, for sure, but the fail was inevitable. Bro, your arms just aren't there yet. Time to call it quits and head back to the warm and comfy confines of the man cave from whence you emerged.

Perhaps it's their experience in the ice age, but these two dinosaurs know how to have a snowball fight. 

Either that or two people in those weird, full-body T-Rex costumes know how to have a snowball fight: You wear those weird, full-body T-Rex costumes.

This video is everything the internet should be and more.