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Via: Matchstick Productions
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What better way to celebrate 25 years of being in business as a leading production company (Matchstick Productions) with a taste for filming the death-defying stunts performed by maniacal adrenaline junkies, than to drop a supercut video that touts the worst of the worst wipeouts.

I'm feeling some legit placebo pain right now, bro. My bones hurt, and my toes are cold, and I want a giant cup of supremely spiked hot fucking cocoa after watching all these. Anyone else? How about a round for the table.

win video man skis off mountain
Via: @devins223
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Sometimes it feels like life's never-ending cavalcade of misery will crush us all and  can only hope that the sweet embrace of the afterlife will..

Oh, you mean, there's hope? 

Yes, there's hope. Take this skier who went off a mountain and survived. If he can make it, why can't we? 

drunk dude can't get skis on
Via: @vicdohria
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A video posted by Victoria Edel (@vicdohria) on

There are moments in your life when you should realize that you’re too drunk to do something.

If you trip on your way to the car, don’t drive. If you hit yourself in the face with a bowling ball, don’t bowl. And if you can’t even get your skis on, don’t ski.

Someone should’ve told this dude, who French Instagram user vicdohria refers to “Jerry of the Day,” before typing “L'alcool c'est mal m’voyez!” which translates to “alcohol is bad.”

Too drunk to get his skis on, watch in awe as he perseveres. He wants to ski. He needs to ski. But alas, his brain don’t work good.

You know what is good, this video.

H/T Uproxx

Via: KGW News
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So you missed your bus, at least you aren’t this skier who started an avalanche on Mt. St. Helens in Washington. Whoopsy doodles!

via Imgur

If it hasn’t been your day, your week, or even your year, at least you didn’t start an avalanche. Take this knowledge and go forth into the world.

Via: M Newman
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Some people snow day and then some people SNOW DAY.

This dude decided to do the latter. Check out this video of him skiing the streets of Raleigh, NC on an awesome snow day.

Not filmed: Him saving a cat from a tree, putting a fire at an elementary school out with his breath, and cracking a beer by friggin’ looking at it.

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