Failbook: Odsblood! My Rump Requireth Relief!

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App,bench wench,iphone,Medieval Times,middle ages,siri
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School of Fail: Just an Honest Assessment

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brutally honest,cheating,final exam,honest assessment,siri
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Siri really doesn't pull any punches, does she?

Autocowrecks: Should Have Asked Siri To Drive

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autocorrected,AutocoWrecks,g rated,siri,texting and driving,voice commands
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Even Siri is susceptible to the dreaded autocorrect.

Autocowrecks: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO

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ambulance,call me an ambulance,in distress,misunderstanding,no,siri
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Please celebrate this 4th of July safely!

Autocowrecks: Siri Can't Hear You Over Your Girl-Next-Door Attitude K-Stew!

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP STUTTERING.

Autocowrecks: Very Good, Siri!

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AutocoWrecks,enunciate,g rated,muttering,siri,what is my name
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This is why enunciating with Siri is key.

Autocowrecks: It's the Most Whimsical Twitter Account!

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AutocoWrecks,g rated,siri,Stupid Question,Whimsical Twitter,zooey deschanel
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Not pictured: Zooey Deschanel asking Siri if she really can part her tomato soup like Jim Carrey in Bruce Almighty.