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It's an older meme sir, but it checks out. 

Internet cards may basically be an ancient wonder of the internet at this point, given that their main rise in popularity was around 10 years ago, but these ones have a little extra spice to them, so we'll allow it. Plus, it's hard not to harbor a love for older memes. 

Send these dirty cards to that special someone to throw a changeup at their day. Just don't go sending them to family members, cause that's a little weird. 

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Let's face it. Romance is dead, these days it's all about sliding into dm's so you can get yourself into the bedroom for some fast flesh-pounding experiences. 

But don't despair, the decaying corpse of romantic gesture has fertilized a new kind of creativity: the dating app pickup line, where you get to select your piece of meat like you're at a grocery store and barter for it using words and wit. 

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Via: StupidCupid
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So basically what I'm reading here after sifting through these frustratingly wide-ranged answers is that the magical window of time when it comes to foreplay falls somewhere between 5 and 30 minutes. Ummm. Could you ladies make that any more difficult for us to get a read on?

Via: Jimmy Kimmel Live
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If you're reading this and you happen to hail from Alaska, then you've my sincerest condolences; cause bruh, you apparently live in an STD-ridden state populated by sexually active folk with a staggeringly underdeveloped ability to use protection. 

Before the backlash ensues for posting a list of a 'hot chick in a bikini' -- something a surprising number of users here don't seem to be on board with -- can I just invite you to consider the fact that yes, another week is almost in the books (or it already is, if you're lucky); and we should probably celebrate the long-awaited occasion by driving ourselves wild with thirst for a young lady with a bottom seemingly carved by fucking Michelangelo himself, before she fell from heaven. Too far? Oh well. Upvote if you like hot chicks in revealing bikinis. Upvote if you like Fridays. 

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The consistently comedically gifted WeNotSucks hopped on Twitter yesterday to run a relatable analysis on the ups and downs of an orgy. His thought-stirring stream of tweets actually managed to spotlight the likely concerns of any sexual deviants out there considering giving the group sex thing a run. Initially, you'd kind of assume any thirsty man out there would jump at the chance of uninhibited group sex, but the further you get into this dude's thought process, the less that seems true!

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Sex can be a lot of things, but it's not always what it's cracked up to be. These couples shared the things that they just can't stand about sex. 

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