We all know the iPhone 5 got taller, but just how tall did it get?

Featuring a cameo from JPL's mohawk man, Bobak Ferdowsi.

See, at first I thought this was a tazer marketed towards children to use in self-defense, which seemed like a fairly irresponsible thing to do considering they've been known to give the elderly and weak of heart permanent damage - or kill them.

But using a tazer on rowdy children? There's a market for that, I'm sure.