pliers

Since the handle of Maid of Light's bike key broke off, this is how she's been opening her bike lock for the last week.

So an unlicensed Australian dude was pulled over for driving erratically on two blown-out tires. The cops then discovered that he was steering with a pair of pliers, oh yeah, and he was on meth. Kludge responsibly, my friends.

No wire nuts, no problem. Just squeeze the wires together with a pair of pliers and tape the pliers closed.