Not all heroes wear capes!

Not all heroes wear capes, some just deliver pizza to terribly hungry train passengers. Let's get a round of applause for this dude. 

That settles it: Taco Squirrel is the new official MVP of 2017. Pizza Rat/Squirrel WHO?

Decorating a pizza with a gross amount of Peeps for a topping (see atrocity here) was one thing, but bro, get your shit together and carry your greasewheel like a human being. At least the steady procession of utterly outraged reactions made for a comedic goldmine. 

There is nothing okay about the PEEP-Za, broheme. The creator behind this terrifying, stomach-turnin dish needs to retract his original horrific tweet so we can all forget that this shit ever actually came into existence.