Not all heroes wear capes!
pizza
That settles it: Taco Squirrel is the new official MVP of 2017. Pizza Rat/Squirrel WHO?
Decorating a pizza with a gross amount of Peeps for a topping (see atrocity here) was one thing, but bro, get your shit together and carry your greasewheel like a human being. At least the steady procession of utterly outraged reactions made for a comedic goldmine.
Internet's Caught Up In Heated Debate Over Peeps on Pizza After Crazy Dude Shares Disgusting Picture
There is nothing okay about the PEEP-Za, broheme. The creator behind this terrifying, stomach-turnin dish needs to retract his original horrific tweet so we can all forget that this shit ever actually came into existence.
Ordering pizza is a sacred art. You have to choose carefully your toppings, sides, and driver.
A local hero named Ford ordered (Forderd?) from Domino's the other day, but made a special request for his pizza. Ford demanded that his pizza be delivered by the "baddest bitch." And that's when things went from cheese to extra cheese. This is so cool.
Via: Jimmy Kimmel Live
Despite what many people will tell you, this is still America, and one of the basic principles of the constitution is the right to put whatever the hell you want on a pizza without shame... least of all something as delicious as pineapple. Pineapple on pizza rocks, nerds.
Now this has nothing to do with where you can dunk pizza, which is nowhere. Dunking your pizza in milk is a war crime. Sorry, gross jerks of the world.
On his show last night, Jimmy Kimmel didn't even ask people on the street what they thought, he just gave his own opinion, which was "once you turn 15, stop drinking milk altogether. People who dip pizza in milk, these are the people we should be deporting, leave the Mexicans alone."
And so continues the constitutional crisis of our time...
