Just What You Need After a Long Day

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Just What You Need After a Long Day
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Your cat (named Meatloaf, of course) and some cash for pizza and beer. Thanks, Dad.

This is the Woman Who Called 911 After Subway Put Marinara Sauce on Her Pizza

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This is the Woman Who Called 911 After Subway Put Marinara Sauce on Her Pizza
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You know those terrible "Flatizzas" Subway makes? After ordering one without the sauce (because "I can't eat that stuff"), Bevalente Michette Hall called the police. She was later jailed for three minutes on a $2,000 bail for her efforts. Here's the 911 call, for those interested:
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There's Been a Breakthrough in Stoner Technology, and it's This Snapchat User's Pizza Pipe

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There's Been a Breakthrough in Stoner Technology, and it's This Snapchat User's Pizza Pipe
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According the the user, the pizza (ahem) "medicinal pipe" is functional. Or at least as functional as a food-based drug-delivery device can be. What a time to be alive.

A Canadian Pizza Chain is Threatening to Unleash Pizza Cake Upon the World. Who's In?

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A Canadian Pizza Chain is Threatening to Unleash Pizza Cake Upon the World. Who's In?
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Boston Pizza has a whole series of absurd pizza innovations, this cake is just the tip of the iceberg!

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