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I'm fairly confident it could be last call at your nearest college bar that has a wide reaching reputation for over-serving Fratastic boozehounds to the point of adult-diaper-not optional-inebriation, and you still wouldn't witness these pick up lines being slurred and lobbed around the bar at the nearest face. That being said, can honestly say I was pleasantly blown away by the sheer ridiculousness of these Tinderized openers. If only we had the follow ups. 

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Pretty sure those aren't the lyrics to "Just the Way You Are" by Bruno Mars but what do I know.

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