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Via: Fox News
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“Look, you’ve got to be warned here: what you’re about to see is beyond graphic, probably not appropriate for your kids. Three-two-one, go.” Based on that intro from Sean Hannity alone, you'd think you were gearing up for some stomach-turning, booze-soaked debauchery that amounted to at least half a frat getting arrested for blowing shit up or something. But nah, just the usual depraved beachside decadence. 

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New Ridiculous Spring Break Partying Trend Involves Chugging Booze Through Girls' Cleavage and Ass Cracks

Remember when the ice luge was one of the most exciting innovations to strike the party scenes where we were all trying to get drunk in new ways as fast as possible? Yeah. Those were the (cleaner) days. Some frat king or blacked out boozehound managed to inspire a new movement recently though: chugging anything within sight through a willing lady's cleavage and/or ass crack. Yep. Had to double take that one myself. You'll have to see these videos to believe it. Does bring to mind though: have you really lived until you've guzzled beer through a pair of boobs?

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Insane Spring Break Stories and Ridiculous Videos That Perfectly Capture the Craziness of This Week

It's just about that time of the year again, dudes; yes, Spring Break. A time entrenched in sweet booze-soaked madness, and often given over to the questionably spontaneous, hedonistic whims of college students with nothing better to do with their time than let loose battle cries while chugging out the nearest handle in sight, amidst an endless procession of shotgunning beers; and maybe, just maybe even lighting up a few heaters. It would seem these awesomely wild times have a tendency to take place south of the border as well. 

Insane Spring Break Stories That Perfectly Capture the Craziness of This Week
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Girl's Crazy Party Planning Text to Vegas Bound Friends Is the Epitome of Basic B**ch

The kind gents over at Total Frat Move received this hilariously basic, hedonism-crazed text from that one chick who is continually seven kinds of lit and turnt, trying to keep from falling off the face of the earth, all the while lending a new meaning to the term 'day tripping' at the yearly summer music festival/any pool party. Let's just hope her girlfriends were ready to embark upon a brain cell-destroying, ride of a lifetime through the wildest, EDM-drenched, tequila-infused pits of that commercialized underworld, Las Vegas. 

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Via: ladbible
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What immediately comes to mind upon reading this news is that flop of a film, 'Dirty Grandpa' starring Robert De Niro and Zac Efron. This 73-year-old legend should've been the inspiration for all that madness, cause hot damn does it look like he knows how to get a rager started. Age is just a number, right?