When a Transformer and a Woman Love Each Other Very Much...

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Poptimus Prime is the Largest Balloon Sculpture Made by a Single Person

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Chicken Coop WIN

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Dating Fails: That Might Deceptacon a Woman Into Sleeping With You

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Autocowrecks: I Whisper That to Every Car, Just in Case

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Occasionally I'll pick up a stick and whisper "Wingardium Leviosa" to myself before putting it back down disappointedly.

Optimus Christ

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