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Not that I wouldn't jump at the chance to be joined in holy matrimony with Sub-Zero, but come on.

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You're going to be waiting a loooong time.

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That's what you get when you stay inside your pineapple under the sea all day.

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Maybe if I exercise and start eating right, that duck will finally start to notice me. Until then, I'm stuck dating those other losers.