WHAT? Canada's Olympic Team Has Their Own Private Beer Fridge?

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DAMMIT! Get the 'Murican Olympic team on the phone! We can't let those hosers steal the hoppy glory! ARE WE GONNA LET CANADA SHOW US UP LIKE THIS?

Let's Face It: Figure Skating Music Sucks. Why Can't They Do Their Routines to Music Like This Instead?

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Go ahead and file this under "Things You Didn't Know You Needed in Your Life Until Now."

American Bobsledder Johnny Quinn Gets Trapped in an Olympic Village Bathroom, Busts His Way Out

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GJ, Sochi utilities committee, GJ...

Russia's unpreparedness for the Sochi Olympics has been widely publicized, but now it seems like their shoddy construction runs right down the bathroom doors in the Olympic village.

American bobsledder Johnny Quinn got trapped in one of the bathrooms because the door jammed. Thankfully, Quinn's bobsled training involved a lot of... ahem... forceful thrusting. Rather than face a slow, agonizing death in a Sochi dook hut, Quinn used himself as a battering ram to break through the door to freedom.

After all, he's an American! He knows all about freedom!

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