From the Turkish movie "Kareteci Kız 1973" (Karate Girl) directed by Michael Bay.

Okay, not really directed by Michael Bay. It was a joke because he is horrible, but not the good kind of horrible like in this death scene. No offense, real director Orhan Aksoy. I'm sorry for comparing you to Michael Bay.

Most of us probably never got this far: We all died of Dysentery.