Well Internet, got anymore ideas that could top these?

It just goes to show you: you don't have to be smart to be successful! In other news, TV show Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? is dialing back the difficulty a bit...

Man 'Baltimore Ravens' up his hair.

Listen, I know the Seahawks play today, but could you drive your hybrid to the Trader Joe's and pick up some free-range cabbage?

Doesn't Matter; Wore Pink.