Tequila Shots Out of a Stripper's Belly Button?

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You know what, Santa? You're pretty sketchy yourself.

Sketchy Santas: Well, Do You Want Presents or Not?

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Parenting Fails: Please Let This Be Satire. Please.

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See, at first I thought this was a tazer marketed towards children to use in self-defense, which seemed like a fairly irresponsible thing to do considering they've been known to give the elderly and weak of heart permanent damage - or kill them.

But using a tazer on rowdy children? There's a market for that, I'm sure.