Before there was Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and a host of other sites for people to vaguely post their feelings, there was Myspace. Some kind people on the internet have taken screenshots of what are (allegedly) Taylor Swift's old Myspace comments. These are so wonderfully dated, it will remind you of when you were a teen making inside jokes and quoting 'Sahara' just like her.

Tom Hardy, Hollywood leading man and naval-certified dream boat, is a human just like you.

And just like you, he had a Myspace profile back when it was a social imperative to do so.

And just like you, it was full of half-baked self descriptions and terrible pictures.

Admit it, your Myspace page was also a wasteland of ill-formed notions, crafted from clumsy ideas on how to introduce yourself to the Internet.

We don't have yours, so let's look at Hardy's.