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Distressed Mom Accidentally Incinerates Family's 'Elf On A Shelf' and the Results Are Nightmarish

The 'Elf on a Shelf' fad is one that I've always found to be multiple levels of creepy.


First, there's that Elf's smug little face and blank-staring eyes that look like something straight out of Goosebumps. The idea is that this creepy bastard comes alive and stalks around the house at night to reach a new vantage point to spy on you. That premise is somehow supposed to be heart warming despite the fact that it's pretty much the plot to Chuckie. 


Second, you have that whole 'spying' part. This little thing is supposed to be reporting on the kids for Santa's NSA service like some hidden camera to force them to behave. Hey, at least we're indoctrinating our kids into the idea of a 'surveillance state' at a young age, right?

Anyways, this poor mom got exhausted of moving her family's Elf around everyday. So first she brilliantly faked that the elf had suffered an injury due to the children's messiness.

She then tried to hide it in the oven and promptly forgot about it...

We say good riddance. That creepy little thing SHOULD be burned.


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Brits Share the Things That Piss Off Their Mums the Most For UK Mother's Day

The kids really stepped up to the plate for this one, and the mums all with their own, very unique, slightly ridiculous pet peeves are too endearing!

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Guy Gets Caught In Crosshairs of His Parents Sexting Each Other In Profoundly Awkward Group Chat

Ugh seriously not cool MAAAM and DAAAD. These two parents had to go and set the tone of an otherwise nice check-up convo between loving family members, to instead a paralyzing level of awkwardness. But hey, I'll be the first to suggest that group chats inherently suck -- no matter who is involved. This is the rock-bottom of terrible group chats though, that much is for sure. Though, I might take the quick and deadly stab of cringe in this conversation, over the 98 notifications that last Friday's group chat bitchslapped my deeply irritated phone with. 

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