Autocowrecks: Microwaving My Phone, Txt It

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This gif was originally a video that mobile network operator Net10 made to convince its users that cell phones are evil. Considering the nightmares I will almost certainly be having tonight, I'd say they've made their point.

Autocowrecks: Theory of Televolution

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Autocowrecks: Theory of Televolution
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Yep, that's what all the teen phones are doing these days. Dancing, calling each other "bro," and talking about their ancestors. Often at the same time.

Autocowrecks: Going to a Concert LOL Txt It

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On the bright side, cell phones are much safer to use than lighters during the obligatory power ballad. BUT DO THEY STILL ROCK.

Autocowrecks: The Special Menu

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Autocowrecks: The Special Menu
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Please, "retards" is derogatory. "Mentally handicapped" is more appropriate, and more potato.

Autocowrecks: Crayons Before Mans

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Autocowrecks: Crayons Before Mans
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Crayons before mans! It's like "bros before hoes" except more relevant in this context.