Yep, that's what all the teen phones are doing these days. Dancing, calling each other "bro," and talking about their ancestors. Often at the same time.

On the bright side, cell phones are much safer to use than lighters during the obligatory power ballad. BUT DO THEY STILL ROCK.

SHUT UP GEORDI

MY PUN IS BETTER

Please, "retards" is derogatory. "Mentally handicapped" is more appropriate, and more potato.

Crayons before mans! It's like "bros before hoes" except more relevant in this context.

You were graphing in 4th grade? You must have been one smart 10-year-old.