Autocowrecks: The Special Menu

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auto correct,AutocoWrecks,effed up,g rated,mentally handicapped,mobile phones,retards,texting
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Please, "retards" is derogatory. "Mentally handicapped" is more appropriate, and more potato.

Autocowrecks: Crayons Before Mans

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AutocoWrecks,coloring book,crayons,crayons before mans,dating,fun,Harry Potter,mobile phones,relationships,sex,texting
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Crayons before mans! It's like "bros before hoes" except more relevant in this context.

Autocowrecks: Everything Went Better Than Expected

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AutocoWrecks,dating,in laws,mobile phones,parenting,relationships,respect,sex,texting
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Autocowrecks: Lies My Teacher Told Me

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You were graphing in 4th grade? You must have been one smart 10-year-old.

Autocowrecks: Just Like the Real Thing

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AutocoWrecks,boom,fireworks,Hall of Fame,live texting,mobile phones,onomatopoeia,pop,texting
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For a minute I thought he was singing that dumb song with "boom" in the lyrics.

Autocowrecks: Wake Up! Wake Up! Wake Up!

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alarm,annoying,AutocoWrecks,g rated,mobile phones,morning,persistent,texting,wake up,waking up
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Cute or annoying? Is there a difference?

Autocowrecks: Why We Had So Many Earthquakes in the '80s

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AutocoWrecks,break,breaking,fragile,g rated,Hall of Fame,indestructible nokia,mobile phones,old,phone,technology,World Series
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Over 75% of attendees at the 1989 World Series were carrying phones. The rest, as they say, is history.