He's a family man now, so GTFO of his face.

Do you think "Ice bath & Carbs" is the Olympic Village's "Netflix & Chill"? 

The 'Curtain of Distraction' is well known at Arizona State University as a hilarious sports tactic. This time Michael Phelps came out Magic Mike style to prevent a few free throws. Just look at those sweet moves, the opposing team was bound to miss. 

They're finally here! For updates from all the events, check out ROFLympics 2012 RITE NAO! So what are you waiting for? It's time to drink like a champion!