All Phelps was missing was some of mom's spaghetti to perfect his performance. 

He's a family man now, so GTFO of his face.

Do you think "Ice bath & Carbs" is the Olympic Village's "Netflix & Chill"? 

The 'Curtain of Distraction' is well known at Arizona State University as a hilarious sports tactic. This time Michael Phelps came out Magic Mike style to prevent a few free throws. Just look at those sweet moves, the opposing team was bound to miss.