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'I woke up on the short end of the stick': 30+ Creative mixed metaphors

'I woke up on the short end of the stick': 30+ Adorably dumb mixed metaphors

Tech support explains to coworker that files on her computer can't be opened by another computer

Tech Support Has To Explain What Different Computers Are

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It's Revving Up!

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Keep Your Similes in Check, Friend

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It's Cool Because Nobody Has Written a Song About Sex Before

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It's Always Better When It's Looking Up

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Newton's First Law of Social Networking: An Activated Account Stays Activated

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So That's What Farmville is For

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Hope You Like Extra Sausage, Baby

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Full Steam Ahead

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Both Involve Hot Wax

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Employee gets fired and replaced by younger, cheaper new hire, she lasts 3 weeks at the company: 'Now the company’s back to square one, scrambling to rehire'

Employee gets fired and replaced by younger, cheaper new hire, she lasts 3 weeks at the company: 'Now the company’s back to square one, scrambling to rehire'

‘No one talks that way about my momma’: 11-year-old stands up to a Karen at the little league baseball game after she talks down to his mom who was standing up for him

‘No one talks that way about my momma’: 11-year-old stands up to a Karen at the little league baseball game after she talks down to his mom who was standing up for him

‘I want a week of free nights and a written apology!’: Hotel guest loses it on staff after her reservation gets cancelled for lacking a credit card

‘I want a week of free nights and a written apology!’: Hotel guest loses it on staff after her reservation gets cancelled for lacking a credit card

‘I’m not rich. I work full-time and budget tightly. Having another adult live here for free is stressing me out’: 24-year-old cousin turns “just a few weeks” into six months of rent-free living, and dares to complain when 27-year-old host asks for rent

‘I’m not rich. I work full-time and budget tightly. Having another adult live here for free is stressing me out’: 24-year-old cousin turns “just a few weeks” into six months of rent-free living, and dares to complain when 27-year-old host asks for rent

Temp employee works until 3:00 AM, asks if he can finish work from home, boss refuses, sparking malicious compliance: 'Temps are not allowed to work from home'

Temp employee works until 3:00 AM, asks if he can finish work from home, boss refuses, sparking malicious compliance: 'Temps are not allowed to work from home'

‘Family does not mean free labor': Younger sister finally stands up to her parents and older sister when she refuses to cancel her vacation to watch her nieces and nephews

‘Family does not mean free labor': Younger sister finally stands up to her parents and older sister when she refuses to cancel her vacation to watch her nieces and nephews