Sometimes life just up and drills you with an entirely unplanned curveball of a shitty situation. This is one of those times. Keep your eyes peeled for the later half of the movie, and brace yourself as you witness what's easily already the most cringeworthy kiss cam performance of 2017.

More goals than any other player in hockey history, but still couldn't score a kiss from his wife Wednesday night.  

Pizza is everyone's true love, right?

Why you gotta be so creepy, kiss cam? What if they were related? Or just friends?