While you were out doing whatever it is haters do, the gents at Epic Meal Time were finding out new ways to help men everywhere "elevate" themselves above the competition.
Goin' hard on a Friday night (no pun intended) and you want to hit the sack with that lady friend of yours after hitting the Jack Dagnels? Then get your hands around some Old-Time Bourbon-flavored lube, and rise to the occasion.
Sometimes, when you combine two of your favorite things, it doesn't form a bad thing, much like you'd expect (pizza flavored ice cream, anybody?). Sometimes, it makes a glorious new thing. This is one of those times.