"Thiis is my crib, come check it out bitches!" Homeless bro masterfully made the most out of a shit-coated, rock bottom kind of situation. If a guy living under a freeway can proceed to build a damn pimp pad, then shit, first world problems like having low phone battery while out on a Friday night, or the overpriced indie foods market not having your ritualistic almond croissant -- seem pretty damn, sickeningly petty.