Criminally hilarious.

The world is sometimes a scary, lonely, and horrible place. It seems like whenever you open the news these days, something terrible has happened somewhere and it's becoming numbing and ridiculous to even consider that there's good news out there. Fortunately, there are the few news stories that slip through the cracks in the machine , blessing our feeds with some of the most ridiculous heccin' titles imaginable. So sure, maybe there's been a horrific bombing in the Middle East… but there's also…

I am proud to announce that I am better than you.

All the fish in the sea are piranhas.

Okay, we'll settle for seven and a half.

Facts.

Better come sooner than later.

It's not a glitch.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Some people are born unlucky.

There's no recovering from any of these

How exactly does one get to the point of having a bathtub filled with corndogs?

Daddy issues

Douchebags unite!

It's that Winnie the Pooh lifestyle

This makes me so uncomfortable