Stop Looking at the Cheerleaders, Dammit

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Listen, I know the Seahawks play today, but could you drive your hybrid to the Trader Joe's and pick up some free-range cabbage?

Dating Fails: False. Girls Don't Poop.

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This would all be well and fine if it wasn't a big fat lie.

WARNING: Number-two-based language.