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Nothing quite like some intentionally ironic dad jokes to carry you on through that Tuesday working grind. Plus, these ended up being highly entertaining little nuggets of comedic gold for people of all ages!

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Via: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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Donald Trump managed to make another splash on the hysterical Twitter scene yesterday after a couple weeks of surprising silence, by butchering an attempt at paying homage to the Irish in honor of St. Patrick's Day. Naturally, Stephen Colbert capitalized on the slip-up by reading more of the President's favorite (not so) Irish proverbs.

These are a damn trip. Prepare to question everything you previously took as the truth; or just continually shake your head, and question how someone could let their minds wander so far down the schizoid rabbit hole they lost track of reality altogether. Then again, aren't some of these like kind of surprisingly believable...

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Donald Trump's kept it pretty low key on Twitter in recent days. That didn't stop him from penning a little St. Paddy's Day sentiment though. If only he'd spellchecked before sending it off though. Then again, would we expect anything less than this from the guy with a wide-reaching, well-developed reputation already for spelling shit in his own language incorrectly?

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It's always fun to be on the receiving end of a wrong text. To this day I have a woman who texts me semi frequently thinking I'm the mother of her son's friend. Last I checked, I don't have any kids, unless I blacked out for the last 12 years of my life and started a family I don't even know about. 

Even then, I'd be a hideously hairy and bearded mother. 

Anyways, here are some hilarious moments born from the ashes of failure, like some kind of fail phoenix. 

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Ah, St. Paddy's Day has finally rolled into booze-ridden, dizzied view yet again. The boozehounds have finally found a decent enough excuse to carpe that diem. Bars near and far offer up questionably generous drinking specials that almost always seem to result in someone (maybe you) stuffing your face full of grease-soaked food with ferocious intensity, after going one too many rounds with that good 'ol pal named Jameson. 

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