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It's always fun to be on the receiving end of a wrong text. To this day I have a woman who texts me semi frequently thinking I'm the mother of her son's friend. Last I checked, I don't have any kids, unless I blacked out for the last 12 years of my life and started a family I don't even know about. 

Even then, I'd be a hideously hairy and bearded mother. 

Anyways, here are some hilarious moments born from the ashes of failure, like some kind of fail phoenix. 

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Ah, St. Paddy's Day has finally rolled into booze-ridden, dizzied view yet again. The boozehounds have finally found a decent enough excuse to carpe that diem. Bars near and far offer up questionably generous drinking specials that almost always seem to result in someone (maybe you) stuffing your face full of grease-soaked food with ferocious intensity, after going one too many rounds with that good 'ol pal named Jameson. 

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Via: Pornhub
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Just in time for National Panda Day, Pornhub is making things cringeworthily appropriate and imploring its users to film themselves having sex 'panda style' in costume or makeup, and then upload said videos. Literally. I had to double take what I just typed. But then again, I appreciate the fact that Pornhub is taking advantage of their wide-reaching influence..

In all honesty bro, you ordered a damn 'cheese'. You should've expected nothing more or less, and also, just like why? Why you do dis in the first place?

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The end time is near. Bars near and far have likely already been flooded with red-eyed, whiskey-breathed, stumblin and mumblin chain-smoking gentry that couldn't wait the extra couple days to drown their livers in a distilled sea of Jameson and whatever other shots will surely be on special for St. Paddy's Day. Or those fair and fine fiends never left after last call...Anyways.Gear up for what should be a highly entertaining, booze-soaked occasion, if not an epic start to a blur of a weekend bender with 10 fine displays of people drinking themselves silly. 

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Via: @RunTheBasesMLB
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In an especially immersive drawing session, ESPN college basketball analyst, Jay Williams accidentally drew a couple stick figures seemingly having sex with each other. He goes on to claim said NSFW drawing is the Duke Blue Devils. Bruh. Your Pictionary game is weaak.

Spend enough time mulling over a particularly outlandish, allegedly 'realistic' porn scene and you're bound to fully digest the ridiculousness of whatever raunchy, oiled-down, sex-soaked caricature that just tried to put on a pose like it could actually happen to, well, anyone in this lifetime. These 16 ironic, snarky, and witty comments do a wonderful job at accomplishing such a thing. 

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