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Having grown up with a last name that is often mocked for having components of phallic innuendo, I can relate to these poor souls a little bit. Like I can't even imagine what kind of verbal abuse they went through growing up. 

I like to imagine each of them lead lives similar to the Boy Named Sue.

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Via: First We Feast
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The reasons to love It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia star, Charlie Day are as endless as the TV character's appetite for sniffing glue and self-medicating with whatever bottle's within arm's reach.

The following stress sweat-inducing documentation of Day wrestling the world's most notoriously unforgiving gauntlet of hot chicken wings is the pinnacle of sadistic entertainment, and won't fail to steer you clear of dabbling in any spice foods, for a while.

This just in hot off the wire: Denny's isn't drug testing. Or at least these examples of pure ridiculousness hint at such a possibility. Seriously, what's in the water at those establishments these days. Cause whatever it is, I want some. 

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This is the kind of shit that we live for. So many twists and turns. Our weary, struggle-prone bathroom warrior of the hour really spun a good yarn that didn't fail to keep me on the edge of my (toilet) seat. That, or this is kickass marketing by Charmin, interwoven into the fabric of Imgur. I'm going to have to go with the latter, butt in no way does that mean this little tale wasn't the shit, and a nice break from the pipeline of irritable advertising schemes that have a way of clogging up our news feeds.

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win mia the beagel doesn't care about westminster dog show
Via: Fox Sports 1
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Mia the Beagel isn't interested in your little dog and pony show, ok? She might've be running in the agility competition at the Westminster Dog Show on Saturday in New York, but that doesn't mean she gives a shit. She'll finish the course when she's ready. 



"Don't be a beagel," recommends the commentator.

Um... excuse me? We're talking about Mia, and while she might not be all beagel — I doubt she's a pure breed — she's definitely all dog, you chump. 

So, don't be surprised if she needs to stop to sniff at her butt or just stare off into the crowd. She's curious, and she doesn't care who the f knows it. 

via Reddit

With enough nudity and outlandishly sexualized dialogue, we're apt to believe just about anything. Thus is the ongoing conundrum of the grossly unrealistic average porn coming face to face with, well, 'the truth.' Some of these would have seemed ridiculous enough to fail to convince anyone they were remotely true, but alas, these confessions suggest otherwise. One of those AskReddit's that's both highly entertaining and discouraging all at once.

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Behold my fellow dudes, what we have here are the unmistakable makings of a child with a devilish taste for the darker-humored things in life. A kid who is clearly destined to grow up to be a Memelord. Where was the prophecy for this shit? Seriously, this kid is the chosen one.

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