fork
Stick a fork in it, and finish it off. Not to be mistaken with a cork, it's time to proclaim the superiority of the eating implement, and divider of choices. Left or right, right or wrong, sometimes things branch off, so take the time to appreciate the humor in it, before it's come and gone.
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20-year-old refuses to sign over property rights to older sibling until he gets his promise in writing, sparking family feud: 'I’m just asking for legal security before I give up mine'
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Parents force to 19-year-old college student daughter to keep her Life360 tracking app turned on, she tells them that she is turning it off after they track her every movement: 'It's uncomfortable knowing that wherever I am, they're probably looking'
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'We settled for 5 times my yearly salary': Lawyer secures pest-control technician a legal payout of $300k, after manager forces him to use damaged ladder, causing him to fall 25 feet
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