Two Brothers Save a Hammerhead Shark By Dragging It On Shore and Pulling a Hook Out of Its Mouth

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Someone Tried to Sell a Live Shark Outside of a Grocery Store in Florida

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Sometimes Hall and Oates Comes on and You Have to Dance on a Police Car, Because Vampires

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We really wish there was some part of that headline that wasn't representative of reality. The Florida man in the video here apparently encountered a "fanged woman" at his front door earlier in the day, and foretold of an upcoming human sacrifice. This didn't settle too well with our man, who apparently had to dance out all those feelings on top of a police car.

Hat tip to The Daily Dot.

How the Heck Did This Florida Man Land a Fish This Huge?

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Tool of the Day: Browser Extension Swaps ‘Jeb Bush’ & ‘Marco Rubio’ with ‘Florida Man’

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We could all use more “Florida Man” with his crazy antics in our lives, and fortunately we have two of them running for president.

Marco Rubio has officially declared his candidacy, and Jeb Bush is expected to officially throw his hat in the ring soon, even though he sort of already let it slip a few weeks ago.

And so the Independent Journal Review took the next logical step and developed a new Chrome extension which replaces any instance of their names with “Florida Man.”

For example:



More importantly, it will also randomly swap all references to “Florida Man” with one of the two candidates, creating some amazing headlines like this one:


No that didn’t actually happen to Rubio. but it certainly makes reading about the already crowded Republican race much more entertaining.

Once you download and enable the program, head on over to Florida Man’s Twitter account for endless fun.

Well done, IJR, well done.





Sand Where the Son Doesn't Shine: A Couple Gets Arrested for Sex on the Beach

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Florida Meth Heads Don't Need Public Transportation, They'll Just Jump on Your Car Instead

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