The madder Hulk gets, the savvier Hulk gets.

Not enough "flow" to be a rap, but at least it reads well. This is why English majors aren't rappers.

At last, an Old Spice Nerd for the ladies!

As surprised as they are now, they're going to be extremely disappointed when they find out Jack Dawson wasn't real.

In a surprise Supreme Court ruling late late night, the justices announced replacing the "individual mandate" portion of the health care bill with a mandatory "Facebook post" clause. Before tax-payer dollars are used to perform surgeries, all cases will be uploaded to your profile and must receive a set number of 'likes' to be determined on a case-by-case basis.