Working in fast food is one of the most thankless jobs in the world. Not only do you work for low wages and disrespectful clientele, but people are actively trying to keep you from making more money by keeping the minimum wage low. 

Even worse than that, it's hard. You're expected to have a fast turnaround on complicated menu items. But what menu items are the worst? For that, Reddit went to the source and veterans of fast food are dishing out their war stories. Check it out:

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The tweet reads, the product has been made in collaboration with Figgy Poppleton-Rice, an alleged "#CleanEating fanatic and cauliflower connoisseur". Uhhh so yeah, their first Instagram post was a mere few weeks ago. Just getting started on the 'Gram' or are we witnessing a sweet display of trolling by KFC? Either way, the buffet of hilarious reactions thus far is nothing short of 5/5 stars.

This just in hot off the wire: Denny's isn't drug testing. Or at least these examples of pure ridiculousness hint at such a possibility. Seriously, what's in the water at those establishments these days. Cause whatever it is, I want some. 

You can't expect too much from fast food. It's mostly microwaved, assembly-lined food from people that should be making a bit more money. So you can't really blame them for not really giving a shit. So if you're paying a dollar for a burger or a taco, maybe you should expect fails like this. 

This fine Israeli Burger King establishment identified a key demographic, and they proceeded to capitalize on the thirsty, sexual pleasure-seeking debauched 18+ youths of the world by including sex toys in 'adult meals' as a Valentine's Day promo. Umm, genius or twisted or discouraging, or a little bit of all the above? I'll let you be the judge. 

Here's a cheers to an Israeli Burger King daring to be different, and the happiest of meals with the hopefully guaranteed happy ending for those souls out there brave (desperate) enough to give it a run. And I can't help wonder what kind of disparity we're looking at in the way of quality between that good-good-yum-yum dollar menu and the heftier combo meals...are we talking something as consequential as blue balls vs. knee-buckling orgasm? So many questions yet to be answered. Gotta give it to Burger King for not failing to accomplish piquing our curiosity. 

Say what you will about Col. Sanders, but he knows how to get the most out of his fried chicken. 

I'd say he was a war criminal for this one, though. 

KFC's "Chizza," as they're calling it, is a pizza made with sauce, "chicken ham," pineapple, mozzarella cheese, and KFC "cheese sauce" on a fried chicken crust. Every component of this thing except the sauce seems like complete insanity. Also, did I mention that it's served on a fried chicken crust. 

Right now, it's only available internationally — probably because this kind of thing might be illegal in America, but if you're in Singapore, you can check it out. Don't be a chicken. Try it.