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funny parenting image son needs absent note after going to harry potter theme park for vacation
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My nephew missed 3 days of school to go to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter. Afterward, the school made my sister fill out this "attendance behavior improvement" plan.

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In what universe did this guy Alex see this panning out in his favor? What we know is the dude got a fat vampiric hickey, and snapchatted his significant other, saying: 

"I told my dad yesterday I was gunna see you today and he thought it would be funny to jump on me to wake me up and he gave me a hickey (sic).

"I was like really! This b**** is huge!!! My mom said I look like white trash."

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