S Before W, Except on Facebook

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work,dictionary,success,failbook
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I'm not sure what dictionary they own, but I doubt it's been opened.

Autocowrecks: Maybe We Can Beat Some Grammar Into You

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Throwing a dictionary at your face would be more than you deserve for talking like that. "Yew" doesn't even shorten the word for Christ's sake.

A few more years of school may help this.

Learn From My Fail: Words Can Hurt Too I Guess

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If someone says "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" don't throw a dictionary at him. It will break his nose. #LFMF
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"So you should be a little more careful with the words you throw around."

Someone threw a box full of dictionaries out of a fourth-story window, crushing everything below my waist. No one came to help me for so long, I started reading one of the dictionaries and got halfway through "C"--so I think I know a little something about people throwing words around. " SNL's Morning Drive sketch was a warning.

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