I'm not sure what dictionary they own, but I doubt it's been opened.

Throwing a dictionary at your face would be more than you deserve for talking like that. "Yew" doesn't even shorten the word for Christ's sake.

A few more years of school may help this.

"So you should be a little more careful with the words you throw around."

Someone threw a box full of dictionaries out of a fourth-story window, crushing everything below my waist. No one came to help me for so long, I started reading one of the dictionaries and got halfway through "C"--so I think I know a little something about people throwing words around. " SNL's Morning Drive sketch was a warning.