Parenting fail? I think not. This trolldad is a total BAMF.

STOP.

With slight grass stains around the soles from chasing after golf balls.

Judging by the picture, whenever his mom calls he's seized with panic and is shown desperately trying to remember whether he forgot her birthday (again).

When his dad calls, he puts on his Serious Man-Face and gets ready to field Serious Questions about his future and whether he's started saving up for a house yet.