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Maybe you haven't heard? Chipote is trying to kill you. I know, that sounds like hyperbole, but genuinely, there's been an E. coli, salmonella, and norovirus outbreak plaguing their food for over a month and they still don't have it under control. They're really sorry about it, though. Lucky for us, Chipotle's been served with a little bit of classic internet justice courtesy of fake customer service trolls Hope That Helps.

Warning: strong language ahead.

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They say everyone's a critic, although it doesn't help when eating at your establishment means risking an E. Coli infection. As Chipotle's E. Coli problem grows, these Yelpers aren't shy about warning people that it's probably not worth the risk.

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Numbers nerd Dylan Grosz over at Apartment List did a series of rigorous tests (aka ate a lot of Chipotle) in order to determine the best way to get more burrito for no more money. Combine any or all of these tricks to get a burrito that is up to 86% larger without being charged extra. Results may vary based on how annoyed your local Chipotle employees are that you're trying to get away with this.

You may have heard a McDonald's employee confirmed the existence of a McDonalds secret menu including items like the "Land, Sea, and Air" and the "McGangBang," but they aren't the only fast food place with epic secret food hacks. Check out these other secret menu items before your next trip to the drive-through.

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A couple engaged in sex on the roof of a Chipotle restaurant were arrested when an officer interrupted them, police said Monday.

Michael Suh, 38, and Nicole Germack, 27, each were charged with indecent exposure, lewdness, loitering, resisting arrest and conspiracy after officers received several reports about two people having sex on the roof above the restaurant, Cpl. James Spadola said...

The officer ordered the couple to stop, but they continued for nearly 20 seconds before disengaging, Spadola said.
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