A couple engaged in sex on the roof of a Chipotle restaurant were arrested when an officer interrupted them, police said Monday.

Michael Suh, 38, and Nicole Germack, 27, each were charged with indecent exposure, lewdness, loitering, resisting arrest and conspiracy after officers received several reports about two people having sex on the roof above the restaurant, Cpl. James Spadola said...

The officer ordered the couple to stop, but they continued for nearly 20 seconds before disengaging, Spadola said.

...you know the drill.

This is somehow so interesting, yet so useless.